Answers to the questions you've all been asking--

If you got Cayenne pepper in your eyes, would it hurt?
Yes.
As I found out tonight, while adding it to my chicken broth to help clear my head from a cold, and then wiping my eyes. Cayenne does, indeed, hurt.

Also, as Will Ferrell once asked: If the moon was made of cheese, would you eat it?
Yes.
Unless it was stinky cheese, and then I'd take a pass.